deducing-opera-ghost-of-asgard:

becausehiddles:

anorie:

saintdoriangray:

oh-hello-there-pretty:

sageoflogic:

stuff-and-shenanigans:

tomhiddlestonfans:

callmekitto:

sherlocksupportgroup:

 I CAN CONQUER THE WORLD, SHINING, SHIMMERING, DYING

TELL ME PRINCESS, NOW WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART BE RULED

TALE AS OLD AS TIME

TRUE AS TURN OF WHEEL

FREEDOM IS A LIE

BOW TO ME OR DIE

YOU WILL ALWAYS KNEEL~

EVER JUST DISDAIN

EVER WARS TO RISE

EVER HATING THOR

EVER JUST AS SURE

AS MIDGARD WILL DIE

CAN YOU FEEL YOUR BRAIN IGNITE

AS IT THINKS NO MORE

I’LL RULE MIDGARD AND ASGARD CERTAINLY

ONCE I GET RID OF THOR…

WHEN I WISH UPON A TESSERACT

MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHO STANDS AGAINST

FOR ANYTHING MY HEART DESIRES

WILL BE MINE


LOOK AT ME

I WILL NEVER PASS FOR AN ASGARDIAN

OR A PERFECT HEIR

CAN IT BE, THAT I’M NOT MEANT

TO PLAY THIS PART?

AM I MEANT TO RULE?

HOW TALL DO THE FROST GIANTS GROW?

IF WE KILL THEM NOW, THEN WE’LL NEVER KNOW?

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE HORSE CRY TO IT’S LONG LOVED MUM?

OR FELT ALL MIDGARD KNEEL IN THEIR LOSS

SO KNEEL, ALL YOU FUCKERS, INCLUDING YOU, THOR.

AND I’LL PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE BIFROST.

IF THERE’S A PRIZE FOR ROTTEN JUDGEMENT

I GUESS I’VE ALREADY WON THAT

NO REALM IS WORTH THE AGGREVATION

IT’S ANCIENT HISTORY 

BEEN THERE, DONE THAT

WHO’D’YA THINK YOU’RE KIDDING?

YOU’D HAVE ASGARD AND JOTUNHEIM

TRY TO KEEP IT HIDDEN

SOMETIMES HEIMDALL CANNOT SEE YOU

BOY YOU CAN’T CONCEAL IT

WHEN YOU TOUCH THE CASKET

WHO YOUR FATHER IS

NO CHANCE, NO WAY

I WON’T SAY I’M HIS SON

YOU’RE BLUE, RED EYES

WHY DENY IT, OH OH

IT CAN’T BE TRUE

I CAN’T BE LAUFEY’S SON

guySSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Everyone else go home

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10knotes:

Badass Spidergoats!

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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kataangst:

Princess Azula’s epic pick up line. 

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teacupsandtiaras: ruins-of-alph: septet by kotori Vaporeon was my FAVORITE!

teacupsandtiaras:

ruins-of-alph:

septet by kotori

Vaporeon was my FAVORITE!

alexinthetardis:

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mltrygf: ketch-uhm: housewifeswag: THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS! AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED. AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE. AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK. AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE. WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED. BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT. THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR. AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE. AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS. I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES. THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY. WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE. WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS. I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU. HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES. UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER. TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART. HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER. This was hilarious and amazing.  always reblog. Love this. So damn much. Oh thank god. I was looking for this ALWAYS REBLOG

mltrygf:

ketch-uhm:

housewifeswag:

THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!

AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.

AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.

AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.

AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.

WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.

BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.

AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.

AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.

I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.

THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.

WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.

WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.

I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.

UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.

TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.

HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.

This was hilarious and amazing. 

always reblog.

Love this. So damn much.

Oh thank god. I was looking for this ALWAYS REBLOG

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hanging-teeth: literally me

hanging-teeth:

literally me

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